Hear ye faithful subjects of my kingdom!
Royal Order #2,601 (I like to think that this blog has been going on for ages when in reality this is only the second post in my blogging history… anyway, *clearing throat and stepping back into character*)
I have gathered you all here today as a celebration of a wonderful beginning! Beginning of what you may ask… the beginning of Kristi’s Kingdom! (uproarious applause from both peasants and nobles alike – you can choose which category you’d like to fit into… remember that “blessed is the poor in spirit…” I’d like to say “There are no peasants in Kristi’s Kingdom!” But that’s kind of socialistic. And we all know how bad THAT can be! To me, you’re all the noblest of the noble!” Anyway…*back into character*)
You are all now privy to stories of courage and cowardice, love and intrigue, triumph and despair… along with a few girl chats, photo sessions, surveys, summaries, reality checks etc.
As part of this kingdom you are hereby called to share your humble (or haughty, you choose) opinion. Give your feedback, for the kingdom greatly requires it. Should you shun this duty the gravest of outcomes await you. Among which include a day spent in the stocks, only to be scoffed at with bread thrown at you from passersby, and to be pooped on by various bird life. If I were you – I’d choose to follow the Royal Order.
So, welcome! Welcome one and all! May you enjoy your time in my kingdom.
